McDonald's USA vs. McDonald's Philippines

You Americans and your fancy Chicken Bacon Wraps, Chicken Club Sandwiches and Big n' Tastys (or Big n' Nastys as my bro calls it) are missing out on the McRice Burger, a special sandwich conceived by the devil to celebrate McDonald's 25th anniversary in the PI.


Your fresh salads and bacon and grilled chicken cower in fear to a folded slab of rice, cabbage, lettuce, a lump mayonnaise (of course) and a crispy, deep-fried, stroke-inducing chicken patty or burger if you so desire.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You want this!


The look of satisfaction...and a heart attack.