If by talking you mean to pee...

Out of all the wondrous things Miss Japan 2009 could've talked about, she chose to tell the world about Japanese toilets. You stay classy lady!

G.I. Balboa

With the impending release of the new live-action G.I. Joe film, there's a renewed interest in the old toyline/comic book/cartoon property. Not surprisingly, there's a bunch of fansites devoted to all things G.I. Joe, filled to the brim with useless knowledge to satisfy that curiousity. Take for instance this little tidbit about how Rocky Balboa almost became a Joe. I would've rather gotten that than the Rambo cartoon.

The film itself has gotten surprisingly good reviews after a whole lot of bad buzz. Hopefully this is indicative of the general consensus and not some fanboy joygasm.

A Weight-Loss Regimen My Medical Knowledge Can Endorse!

P90X??? Pfft. Nothing like the FEAR of a good beating at the hands of this actor/footballer/personal trainer to burn the fat off.

Attack Cardio with Vinnie Jones

Thanks to Brad

This week in sports

...someone's looking to add another trophy to the collection. Too bad Nadal isn't able to defend his title. I wonder if anyone else is up to the task?

Here we go boys

Win or lose, just show the same fire as you did against Egypt.

Gigs on Fire

I don't know how Stallone does it, but he's managed to inspire the most awesomest USB accessory ever and the most useless USB accessory ever at the same time since it doesn't store memory!
And I just love the Japanese product description diagram...

Doctor-Mobile

My dream car. What can I say, classy people need classy wheels. It's ON!!

Ghost ride the whip

I don't really get it but I laughed.

Then I laughed harder when two dudes took it to 11!