Chuck Norris is serious

It was about a year ago when I came across the very very random facts about Chuck Norris. Well, Chuck Norris found them too. And in case you actually thought he played a hand in evolution or that his tears can cure cancer, the hairy one set the record straight...

A snippet:
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

Thanks, Chuck. Thanks...