You truly suck, Hasselhoff

I should be studying, I really should, but I'm in a funk trying to understand how David Hasselhoff got hurt and had to have surgery the other day. He hit his head on a chandelier while shaving, causing the chandelier to fall, shatter and shower his arm with broken glass. As far as I know, normal guys shave standing still. Then again, normal guys don't star in TV shows about talking cars and women who run on the beach over and over again and become the idol of Deutschland with crappy cock rock.

At least the news gave me an excuse to share another golden moment with the 'Hoff captured on film. I'm not going to try to understand the whole point of the pic because with David Hasselhoff, there is no point.