erratic automatic

whatever. whenever.

29 March 2008

Another Decision 2008

So who would win in a fight, a Pirate or a Ninja?

Both are adept at sword fighting.
Pirates loot and plunder; Ninjas are silent assassins.
Pirates are known for yelling "Yarrrrr!"; Ninjas rarely talk, if at all.
Pirates are normally found at sea; Ninjas are nowhere and everywhere at the same time.
Pirates have been famously portrayed by Johnny Depp; Ninjas have been famously portrayed by Michael Dudikoff.

25 March 2008

I like white things

I can't seem to get enough of the Stuff White People Like blog lately. I don't think it's racist, I just think its full of interesting generalizations that happen to be true. And that makes it funny.

Hell, I remember back in the day when Tony threatened to move to Canada while watching hockey on CBC.

Anyway, I find my tastes skew white based on all the stuff white people like:
4. Assists
10. Wes Anderson Movies
29. 80s night
36. Breakfast places
38. Arrested Development
40. Apple Products
41. Indie Music
42. Sushi
57. Juno
58. Japan
63. Expensive sandwiches
68. Michel Gondry
81. Graduate school
83. Bad memories of high school
84. T-shirts
89. St. Patrick's Day
96. New Balance Shoes

Honorable Mentions
1. Coffee
11. Asian girls
19. Traveling
23. Microbreweries
35. The Daily Show/Colbert Report
69. Mos Def
80. The idea of soccer

24 March 2008

It smells like God's va.....

Judd Apatow has a whole slew of movies produced/written by him coming out, so what will his next movie of awesome hilarity be?

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2. Pineapple Express
3. Drillbit Taylor
4. You Don't Mess with the Zohan

15 March 2008

Sense Memory

I never really cared much for James Franco as an actor or a person. But after watching Acting With James Franco Episode 1, I care.

08 March 2008

Let's get this straight

So you have Clamato, which is pretty much tomato juice, clam broth, high fructose corn syrup and Red 40. Now you want to combine it with Budweiser, salt and lime.

The question now: is it good?

Survey says...

07 March 2008

Better living through technology?

I saw this story and automatically thought about a world made out of Nerf.

06 March 2008

He must have bills to pay

What's Don Cheadle doing in a movie with Ben Stiller?

04 March 2008

This one tops Costanza

01 March 2008

"Constant"

Great episode this week. Definitely one of the best overall in the entire series. I've always enjoyed Desmond-centric episodes but this blew the rest out of the water.

The show has been at a high level since the tail-end of the third season. Since announcing an end date for the series, I think the writers have been able to go through with their ideas instead of wasting time coming up with filler.

I just worry that they've set the bar so high, they won't be able to tie everything up satisfactorily in the end.