"John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes. I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!"

That line is poetry. And if you agree, there's a good chance you know it came from the murdering spree that is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commando. And if you knew the rest of the quote before you finished reading it, there's a good chance that you've visited Commandofans.com like thousands the world over to revel in the movie's greatness.

I just found it and am astounded at the amount of information the site has amassed concerning the film, not to mention the amount of thought some dude's spent analyzing said film. Did he (or anyone for that matter) have to compare each of the film's characters and numerically rate them according to toughness, intelligence, strength of good/evil, plot importance, effectiveness and special ability? No, but the world is better for it for sure.

And you owe it to yourself to play the "Let Off Some Steam, Bennett" flash game (current top score = 26), at least for the background music.