Father knows best...

So I was at Chicago O'Hare Airport waiting to board my flight to Hong Kong when I overheard a nice man take his 8-10 year old son to the learning tree. Our flight stopped in Hong Kong before continuing on to its ultimate destination, Singapore. This was indicated by an electric sign above the gate that flashed Hong Kong for a couple seconds and then Singapore. While in line, I heard this:

Son: Daddy, we're in the wrong line. This plane is going to Singapore, not Hong Kong.
Dad: No it's not. It's going to Hong Kong.
Son: (points to the sign, which reads Singapore) Look! It says Singapore.
Dad: (sign has now changed to Hong Kong) You ding dong! Look, it's going to Hong Kong.
Son: Oh...
Dad: Don't you know? The plane is going to the same place. It's like if some Japanese kook came to America and wanted to go to Chicago, but was confused because the sign said Illinois. Chicago is in Illinois. It's the same thing, Singapore is in Hong Kong!
Son: Oh...
Dad: You ding dong!

Goodbye sex machine

James Brown - 1933-2006

Him dying is super bad. And I don't mean in the awesome way.

Crap, I shouldn't have even tried...

McDonald's USA vs. McDonald's Philippines

You Americans and your fancy Chicken Bacon Wraps, Chicken Club Sandwiches and Big n' Tastys (or Big n' Nastys as my bro calls it) are missing out on the McRice Burger, a special sandwich conceived by the devil to celebrate McDonald's 25th anniversary in the PI.


Your fresh salads and bacon and grilled chicken cower in fear to a folded slab of rice, cabbage, lettuce, a lump mayonnaise (of course) and a crispy, deep-fried, stroke-inducing chicken patty or burger if you so desire.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You want this!


The look of satisfaction...and a heart attack.

Over the top

How much would I pay for a F.I.S.T (Federation of Interstate Truckers) T-shirt with Sylvester Stallone's face on it? Not $44.99-$47.99.

Mr. Poon is a big deal

I've found a second location!

I wonder if the employees find the name as amusing as I do. They were curious why some random guy was so excited to get his picture taken there...