my summer - April

Came home to GR to find it quiet and slow. It was a nice change of pace from the PI’s heat, pollution and incessant noise…for a little while. Then it got boring fast and I came upon a cold and brutal realization: He-Man was a pretty gay show, what with him running around in a man-bikini (not to mention a pink and magenta getup as his alter ego Prince Adam) and offering to help dudes clean their rooms. He totally ignored the fact that Teela and her mom The Sorceress were hot. Nice choice He-Man…I’ll just file that away with Transformers as a cartoon that has not aged well. Thankfully I was able to stay busy enough not to think about He-Man and the month was over before I knew it. Add in a visit to Chicago to see my bro, eat his amazing cooking and catch Editors rock out in all their cocaine-riddled glory and I’d say it was a good month. Oh yeah, McDonalds has the best spicy chicken sandwich, beating out Burger King and Wendy's. This was proven through science. Bastards keep finding ways to take my money.

Pictured: Peeping on Lake Michigan, Choose the best spicy chicken sandwich, Pork stifado by the Deuce, Editors at Metro