Concise and elegantly stated

Back in the day when I rocked the husky pants, I would've seriously considered eating some of this stuff.



But now I can only cringe and fear for my arteries. Also, is it me or does it seem that 60 percent of the time, bacon's involved every time??

Legen...wait for it...

Barney Stinson is one of the best things on TV right now. Need proof? Check his video resume.